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First name


Have you ever slept at 306WD?

Computer Skills

None Beginner Novice Upstart

Preferred work area

Desired Salery Range
($ / year)

Any Relevant Experience

Favorite 306WD.com personality

The most you've ever paid for a "massage"


Proficiency in the spanish language

If you had a gun, would you shoot your boss?

What is your preferred business travel medium?
if other:

Anything else or sample of your writing

By applying you agree to a whole bunch of stuff that we
will tell you about only if you complain about something.

306WD.com is an equal opportunity employeer. We don't discriminate on the basis of anything. Well, that's not entirely true. We have been known to deny employement, and respect, to numerous dumb people. Bob also has this thing about cops, so if you're a cop you better not tell us. Ryan doesn't like people that are taller than him and Tim has issues with people smaller in "girth", if you will. M.K. certainly can't have any more people hanging around with good looking hair lines. So if you are a bald, fat, short person with no affiliation to law enforcement and can at least appear to not be dumb, then we can talk. In any case give it a go and just don't tell us if you don't meet any of the above criteria. Oh, and you better not enjoy listening to Justin Timberlake either.