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306WD.com is an equal opportunity employeer. We don't discriminate on the basis of anything. Well, that's not entirely true. We have been known to deny employement, and respect, to numerous dumb people. Bob also has this thing about cops, so if you're a cop you better not tell us. Ryan doesn't like people that are taller than him and Tim has issues with people smaller in "girth", if you will. M.K. certainly can't have any more people hanging around with good looking hair lines. So if you are a bald, fat, short person with no affiliation to law enforcement and can at least appear to not be dumb, then we can talk. In any case give it a go and just don't tell us if you don't meet any of the above criteria. Oh, and you better not enjoy listening to Justin Timberlake either.