306WD.com presents helpful tips for spotting off-duty Lunch ladies. Each and every one of these tips has been
researched to some degree.
306WD.com makes no gaurntee that these are foolproof and you are warned against making
any life-or-death decisions based solely on our information. 306WD.com claims no responsibility for anything
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- They are most often ladies
- They wear normal clothes
- They usually only have a first name
- They are happy not to be serving snotty kids
- They are almost never rock stars
- They are immune to pick up lines
- They do not like to be hit, kicked or scratched
- They know the Heimlich Maneuver
- They smell like sloppy joes (can't help it)
- They are happiest on meatloaf day
- They are unhappiest on spaghetti day