This is actually harder than it sounds. Remember to avoid the three T's of hot chicks: Taken, Tainted, and Tougher than you. Great bodily harm or discomfort may be in your future if care is not taken to avoid these types of chicks.

This is pretty easy, especially in a public setting. 306WD reccomends that you avoid doing this through fights or personal hygiene rituals, but to each his own. The yelling of "yo! over here" or "Look at me!" are a quick and easy ways and provide a good test: if she doesn't find it cute then she's probably got one of the three T's.

Ask her to dance, what her favorite food is or if she prefers ribbed or smooth. What you say is up to you, but remember to lead the conversation so as to follow your goals for the evening. If you're into pain, talk about something painful. If you're into getting drunk and throwing up on her shoes, talk about shoes (ironically, shoes are the best topics to use when picking up hot chicks, but you better know what you're what you're talking about or she'll see right through you).

An obvious tip we realize, but one that is commonly forgotten, or done improperly. We advise that you practice. Try turning on the 700 Club and watch and listen to Pat Robertson with, what would appear to be, great interest. Nod and say "I understand" alot. The occasional "Ahhhh!" like you just discovered that the waitress forgot to charge you for something also helps.

Do things like look at the floor and say, "I don't suppose you'd want to..." and just cut it off. Let her 'dig' it out of you. Be real bashful. Then use your judgment what to finish it off with. "...sleep with me" or "...buy me another drink". She'll think it's a joke if she's not interested, otherwise you're sitting pretty. (if she does laugh, buy her another couple of drinks and repeat this step until you're calling the shots).