Did you really ask her out or did you just brag to your friends about it? Well if you're going to brag then we have some tips for you: #1 For Pete's sake, brag that she said "yes" and #2 Brag that it was one of the girls from Saved By the Bell and not your cousin.

Suck it up, try not to cry in front of your friends and turn on Saved By The Bell: In Hawaii. The best thing is to try again. (but not the same girl, that's called "stalking" in most states). No one remembers their prom anyway.

Keep in mind that you're too young to be in a relationship anyway, and that's where you're headed with pre-arranged dates. Instead use the 306WD.com Guide to Picking Up Hot Chicks and find yourself a respectable friend with benefits (like those loveable friends on Saved By the Bell: The College Years).

We guess that by now the rejection thing is getting pretty old huh? You've got two choices as we see it: reduce your standards and find a very lonely woman or prostitution. Whichever you choose the Saved By the Bell Malibu episodes can be helpful.

By this point in your history of rejection, you're probably an expert and could tell us a thing or two (go ahead, tell us!). If somehow you've gotten this old and you're new to this whole dating thing then our best advice is to repeat to yourself "I'm too old for this crap". We also reccomend any Saved By the Bell episode, but please consult your physician first.