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How it made others feel...

-LOL this was hilarious!!! good stuff! I like monkeys and bannans!!! eeemmmmm monkey... aaaggghhhagggg
-i'm so horney and my pussy is so tight and left unsatisfied
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-Heh okay thanks, I got off anyway !
-I would of reported you, so your lucky
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-Dang, I shall immediately shred my testicles with a cheesegrater!!!*Leaves computer...*
-stupid
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-arsehole
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-fine
-PISSED !!!!!!!
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-what a sad way to make a living you have
-mad
-bogus email anyway, so go ahead and sell it! How does that make you feel? :D dumbass heh
-death scares me, but jesus will prepare me and hopefully repair me
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-Thx for letting me know that I'm dumb
-um not too bad because im a cop and i was gonna bust u!hehe
-um not too bad because im a cop and i was gonna bust u!hehe
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-twat
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-erotic
-don't give a shit
-dont really give a shit
-incest
-like i just took it in the ass from a yetti
-have you ever seen a shaved lama
-pissed of
-scared.
-tell me about the story of titanic
-grrrrrrrrrr....................gud one
-sad, so very sad
-incest mom story
-nufin
-go to Horney Mouse, she is the best
-sexy story
-okay i was just curious anyways
-horny
-late for work again
-horny
-PISSED!!!!!!!!
-www.tubgirl.com
-Okay at first. Then after a while i load my revolver and...
-tsktsk
-Kinda sad
-gay
-gay
-unflushed shit
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-unflushed shit
-glad it wasnt my email!! sweet revenge!
-spanked
-couldn't give a bugger
-FIRST LIKE A SHIT AND THEN LAUGHING FOR 5 MIN
-LOL
-this is even better, beastality was gona be my next search
-this is even better, beastality was gona be my next search
-thanks a lot man
-dat saved me from seein bad pics
-jackass
-pissed off u ass holes
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-ass
-Silly
-what shit hole site
-what shit hole site
-i like that picture of that guy on the sheep.... hehe....
-PISSED!
-like bill gressick
-it brought me out of my porn tracking stupor and realise what the phuck was i doing searching for incest stories...i have to add i found some here
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-Now sending
-incest stories
-I still got off
-I expected it.
-Actually, it's damn funny.
-pissed you bitch
-sad!!!!!!
-wet
-one dark stormy night three men sat on a goat------------------
-got the freakin blue balls
-u a dunmb ass
-embarassed
-ha ha ha...is ok,she would have been pissed anyway
-damn excited
-i dont know
-you guys need to start beating it! f#cking nerds
-sux
-bad
-you suck
-let down i wanted a hard on ; )
-sucks
-who is the quirr on your mom
-Fvcking wonderful
-anjing
-how clever
-loving every minute of it
-like a tuna can hung beavis
-Force!
-don't care coz the email i gave you was my bosses private home one won't he be suprised!
-I was searching for Tove Jennings story of her home in Norway and got here. How did that happen?
-fine
-Yay for erotic stories!
-that goats making me horny
-UP YOURS
-Sexy
-slightly confused
-super thanx for asking!
-ANGERY
-people riding mountain goats kick ass
-used and cheap, man. where's my nutrag?
-pissed off
-kind of mad
-Searching for Romanian language and I got here :-/Someone below \/ told me to do something with my mother in Romanian
-ha ha ha ha ha ha
-getting horny
-*goes elsewhere*
-incest stories
-happy
-not bad man keep up the charade , nice to see someones got a sense of humor
-You need some porn on this page cause it sucks and whos the asshole riding the goat
-it makes me want bob more
-sex picture
-happy
-embarrassed
-shouting for your blood
-I feel like I need to smoke more pot to make it a real porn page?????
-brilliant
-You can be banned by the FCC. Just wait!
-made my cock hard
-fine
-o well
-incest stories
-totally violated...lauras hell of cool

-LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-its bad joke
-funny at first...then I read some of the other e-mails and thought what weird people there are. My search was for a jack ass joke...it's this guy on the phone who calls and hangs ups and says jack ass.
-at least u r honest that in second screen u r telling that there is no such pics
-you an ass
-embarrassed Finally, a correct answer!
-CONFUSED
-like call the bbu you lied thats not right
-part of the game
-bs
-bitchhhhhhh
-dont care
-i gotta take a crap...
-You know, even though there are no erotic stories...im still hard as a rock. Yes I am an idiot, thats why im leaving my email address...jars_of_clay2k@yahoo.com email me for whatever. (even sexual pleasures!) P.S.-i really like 306WD!
-you always get the "run-around"
-THANKS IM GREAT
-Go Figure
-I knew you didn't have any
-i desperately wanna make love to a school boy
-your mom tastes good to me
-anacar23@terra.es
-haha..not even my email adress
-Sooooo good !
-whatever
-i dont care
-You guys are SMART!! Thanks! So are you!
-Pissed of I wanted to tell you about my time in ASIA Suckers!!!
-I feel like riding a horse
-sad
-That next "instead" is from" Incest_curious@hotmail.com", I would love to hear or share with you my/your experience/desire.. write me
-Instead, I will tell you what I feel for incest.. I'm crazy about my mom.. does she know how beautiful she's.. hot hot and sexy theses breasts are, or how I would die for just the chance to run my hands over her soft leggs and touch her bare ass and kiss her sweet love hole..
-my ass cakes feel like gravel
-judysanabria@yahoo.com
-yah, i knew it was gonna do something like this *laughs*..........
-shitty
-Thats such a good idea!!!!
-Thats such a good idea!!!!
-You guys are idiots
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-"I'm a dumbass" says jiffycondom99@hotmail.com
-ur gay lords
-cool
-pissed
-i thought is was funny
-haha
-very piss
-Your IQ is SOOOOOOO high
-just another website
-Pfuuuufuuu%?&8
-did momma have any kids that really lived
-you are one funny little mommas boy
-YOU SUCK!!!
-sad
-like i'm gonna tell you
-o.k fine
-Like some dum ass american has too much time on their hands
-BITCH
-Jesi jadan majmune!!! Napusi se kurca i odjebi
-its make me relaxe and horny and wet
-normally! There are millions of other sites who does.
-time to surf
-i don't know
-I think I'm gonna be sick ! Someone call a doctor , for god's sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-dirty dirty tricks...arrgghhhh
-good
-thats just gay!
-unhappy
-great
-xplosivaznergy@yahoo.com
-horney
-that was pretty devious and smart I commend you
-pissed
-like shit
-i feel sorry for you
-I really don't give a shit
-mad
-Pissed
-like a dumb ass
-humans with animal sex videos very explicit
-Horney
-shitty
-he he happy
-incest! xxx
-when i was a kid my older sister was so goodlooking i couldnt keep my eyes off of her . she had beutiful 36D'S
-fine
-great
-kool
-preverts
-cool
-eat shit and die
-bloody basterd /bitch you better be engaged in getting your ass screwed by an elephant rather than playin such a dirty pranck
-doesn't bother me
-i just wanted to see if it was for real jack asses
-I feel like jerking off all over that picture with you and the goat.
-I wasn't looking for any incest pics, just testing you.
-bad
-CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP
-good
-xfreakazoidx@yahoo.com
-sex goat
-sucks
-like I should go over there a kick your ass
-whatever
-I feel like I was just given a blow job by a one eyed woman, and found that she had been using her eye sockett
-u guys are assholes
-sucks
-feelin' fine
-like a richard noggin !
-good
-assholes
-damn gooooooooooooood
-good thank you
-good
-lmfao
-Ashole
-you got me
-like your a cocksucker
-yeah your cool yeah i am!
-dumb
-ok
-and can you also sweep the floor with a broom up your.....
-GREAT!!! (At least i know there are still some asshole out there like me.)
-like sucking my little girly titties
-indifferent
-lol
-ok
-funny
-dumb
-good
-Go to LickMyAssInMinutes.com to see REAL incest pictures!! says ryan-goldstein@excite.com
-pissed off
-i dont feel anything right now
-i dont give a shit im bored as hell
-like.shit
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-good
-dumb
-yuck
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-porno
-i didnt even want to be here, i was sent here
-shitty.
-shit
-horny
-incest
-you're a rat bastard
-i suppose this "little joke" is the way you make yourself feel better about yourself. that life played a cruel trick on you and now you must play one on us, though as for my feelings on this particular situation, i have none
-BBBBBAAAAAADDDDD
-angry
-like a tool
-who wants erotic?where are the insects?
-like a decon in church with his dick in his hand
-makes me feel dumb, cause i like twins
-YOU ABSOLUTE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
-shit
-i know you don't
-thrill

-happy n i like it
-happy
-shity you assholes
-it makes me feal like dancing! gona dance the night away!
-It makes me feal like raping my 12 yo daughter again, thanks
-like shit
-i think it is funny when people do that
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-Save the whales. Collect the whole set!
-The Monkey and the Banana: A rope is placed over the top of a fence, the same amount of rope on both sides of the fence. The rope weighs one-third pound per foot. On one end of the rope hangs a monkey holding a banana, and on the other end is a weight equal in weight to the weight of the monkey. The banana weighs two ounces per inch. The length of the rope (in feet) is equal to the age of the monkey (in years), and the weight of the monkey (in ounces) is as much as the age of the monkey's mother (in years). The combined ages of the monkey and it's mother are thirty years. The weight of the banana plus half the weight of the monkey is one-fourth as much as the sum of the weights of the weight of the rope, where all weights are in the same units. The monkey's mother is half as old as the monkey will be when it is three times as old as its mother was when she was half as old as the monkey will be when it is twice as old as it is now. How long is the banana?
-If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
-i kinda guessed it
-incest
-it makes me wanna suck yourr dick
-poo
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-cheated
-good
-pissed off!
-hah
-johnson family
-horny
-hot
-veri funni
-bored
-heh-heh
-kind of like a chipmunk
-u hurt my feelings
-in the words of letterman "like a loser"
-you suck
-stupid
-it feels good, thanx
-sleepy
-angry
-whose the goat -its sexy-
-angry enough to destroy your site bitch.
-im horny
-I'm feeling great, but I saw this 1000's of times by now
-ok
-annoyed
-mad
-like the goat your sitting on
-verry funny
-wet
-good
-horny
-meh
-oh goodness gracious... that was a good one. :)
-i'm not really here for erotica ..i kinda lost my way.....
-Horny
-call me
-stupied
-fack email
-i think it is funny
-pissed off!
-Extremely disappointed, at least I can still go home and shag my mom.
-no big deal
-very stupid
-Hahaha fake e-mail assholes
-Hopefully not like the other guys on the list.
-pretty dam good with shit on my head
-Please take down that pic of my brother riding a goat as it brings back the pain of his death to my mind.... he died because he tride to make that goat blow him and he failed and his dick got bit off and he blead to death... Im very upset now im cvalling my mom to tell her about this awful site!!!
-what a waste of space
-it's just not cricket.
-que los demandare !
-number 4, no pickles, coke, and super size it
-like a big piece of shit
-i need incest stories
-incest incest INCEST
-you're just stupid morons, incest is all over your side, check the code
-mad
-wonderful!
-incest videos
-pissed off
-good
-good
-Broke my hart
-hee hee
-you are sooooo funny i almost peed myself
-haha
-lousy bastards
-Fool me once, shame on you
-like shit
-This here is my car. And I work REAL DAMN HARD to make sure that it is in working condition, so that I can get places on time. Because MY TIME is PRESCIOUS to me! Now, I don't have the time, to get out there, in that ther crick, and go skinny dippin'!! Because you get out there, in that ther crick, and you can't hear nothin', and you can't see nothin', and you can't smell nothin', and you're swimmin' around with the fish, BARE ASS NAKED!, havin' yourself a real good time, AND YOU LOSE ALL TRACK OF TIME!! And I cannot afford to be ......... LATE!!!
-like shit
-i had sex with my sister and believe me it was great
-fine
-fags
-pissed
-Like I need a good B.M.
-Sexually Explicit
-Like a big bastard
-WAAAAAAAA!!!
-ah shit...
-OK .....??
-It is dangerous
-Anjing loe!!!!
-u guyz suk
-got me
-bad ass I knew there was a reason my buddy told me to go here cause damnet I love animals more then humans anyway
-gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
-just dandy
-bad..
-i feel that u r a bunch of fags
-Its cool
-there are loads of erotic stories here man!!!
-don't care
-loved, but cheated
-run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm a sexy sexy man!
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-hey mother fucker why don't you give a nice and slow "BLOW JOB" to that goat
-Hey loser! If this is your idea of being "creative", I can't wait to see what socially inept creatures you spawn! Try removing the plastic before eating the TV dinners! And, MK, what the fauck is up with all this "old school" shit on the web site? You need to light a fire under someone's ass, man!
-one time i fell down a tree and wound up in a hippo pit. needless to say, the toothbrush didn't really like this. my name is nad. you probably don't know me. if you do, well good for you, aren't you special (this last statment said with a sneer, or something like it) now that that is out of the way i would tell every one a story, but they might not want to read it, so i will go ahead and tell one. one day i came upon a rat. it said, you fool. i said, stupid rat. then it died. once a pelican. the end. have a nice day. by the by, one time i walked into a room and found a turd sitting on a chair.
-I guess you fixxed that long answer thing?
-What happened to the guy's other leg and why is he reaching for the goat's ass? Is this some kind of sicko wierd alien democrat cult -type page or have I had a few too many Vodkas? It just goes to show you that you can't always trust people that you never met and have no chance of beating the hell out of.
-i think thats a male goat...
-it makes me want to hit the world with a big stick.
-a bunghole is NOT a part of the body!!
-shitty but interested

"Suck ..." something? Anyone speak Romanian?

yes!

Who doesn't?

People made fun of you in school for being slow huh?

Not on my floor you don't

Oooooh, it makes me tingle the way you say that!

I'm crazy crazy!

No, the idiots couldn't afford to put their hands to the keyboard

NO! You are!

This is not a search engine

That's funny

A healthy, but not funny, attitude

This from someone who found us doing a search for "incest" at Excite.com!

one word, vasaline

that's good, i suppose

and Tim was happy to hear that

That's not really the way he spelled it

I never really stopped to think about it...

Ahh a DiamlerChrylser employee

Just remember that this wasn't my idea, Ryan did it

It's a goat, but we'll tell him anyway

who's jack?

on it.... Oh darn I'm still curious if I'm right... ok, ok... I'm gonna cheack..... No Fair Curiosity Kills the cat again!!! MMmmEEeeeoooowwwwWWWWWW!!!!!!

I gotta put a limit on the size of the messages that can be left

incest site was just gonna crap on about nothg... I mean I just knew. OH well I reckon I'll tell a few of my friends and see how long it takes them to go there ; ) *sinister little grin* hehehe....

Reccomending us to your friends gets you a prized 306WD Back Pat

ok, thanks

Well thanks!

He's involved with things you can only imagine

Not to worry, I'm sure you are a good king

THE CORRECT ANSWER, if there was one anyway

Thanks! ....I think

? huh? Looser On Line?

well I need that jiggy back, it wasn't yours to take