"Hey, if the UN is going to take over the world, we wanna be on their
side when it's all said and done.", M.K., director of Public Relations
at 306WD commented. He then went on to say, "Besides, we get to
wear these really cool blue helmets and park Russian tanks in the driveway,
take that neighbor lady!".
Although 306WD's role in the NWO
is not well defined, they feel confident that their role will be important.
306WD plans to start a regiment of brainwashing the American people, followed
by the replacement of all caffinated beverages with non-caffinated beverages,
without altering the labels. In addition to the mind games, chipmunks
are being bred and trained by 306WD scientists to carry messages between the UN
and the remnants of the Soviet Communist Party.|
"With any luck, the Rockafellers will give us CNN after the New World
Order places Mr. Rockafeller as King of the Earth."