Why should I join the legion?|
Joining the Taco Legion will make you one of the elite, one of the
few, one with the Taco. You will receive a secret Taco identity and
password which will allow you to view secret messages from Taco Tim himself.
You will be entered into our drawing to win a Taco Tim Action Figure (see left),
if one is ever created. You will be able to put on your resume the
actions you have done to promote Taco eating. You will be a better
person if you join.
Your duties as a member of the Taco Legion will include eating tacos,
rating tacos, measuring and weighing tacos, reporting on taco specials
around the world, enjoying tacos, and, from time-to-time you will be
asked to make your own tacos.
What if I don't join the legion?
Tim is aware that not everyone feels the same way about tacos. This
is ok, you can still be a decent person (but not a perfect one). If
you do not join, you may still enjoy Taco Tim's Taco Heaven and
learn about tacos, Tim will even let you join in many of the Taco games,
but you will not have access to the secret Taco Legion web page and will
not recognized by the U.S. Taco Tim Taco Agency as a full Taco Supporter,
and that may be a problem when Tim eventually rules the world (which
is a goal seperate from his Taco goals).
How do I join?
Simple. Fill out the form below. You will be notified within minutes
if you are accecpted. If you are accecpted, you will receive your
Taco Legion ID code and password that will allow you to enter the
secret Taco Legion pages.