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What is the Taco Legion?

Before Taco Tim's Taco Heaven can have any sort of impact on the world, Taco Tim must have an army, the Taco Legion. Now the Taco Legion isn't some militant state militia and has no political goals, it doesn't fight for religion, power, oil, money, farm animals or even pride. The Taco Legion's sole purpose is to uphold the honor of the Taco.

Why should I join the legion?

Joining the Taco Legion will make you one of the elite, one of the few, one with the Taco. You will receive a secret Taco identity and password which will allow you to view secret messages from Taco Tim himself. You will be entered into our drawing to win a Taco Tim Action Figure (see left), if one is ever created. You will be able to put on your resume the actions you have done to promote Taco eating. You will be a better person if you join.
Your duties as a member of the Taco Legion will include eating tacos, rating tacos, measuring and weighing tacos, reporting on taco specials around the world, enjoying tacos, and, from time-to-time you will be asked to make your own tacos.

What if I don't join the legion?
Tim is aware that not everyone feels the same way about tacos. This is ok, you can still be a decent person (but not a perfect one). If you do not join, you may still enjoy Taco Tim's Taco Heaven and learn about tacos, Tim will even let you join in many of the Taco games, but you will not have access to the secret Taco Legion web page and will not recognized by the U.S. Taco Tim Taco Agency as a full Taco Supporter, and that may be a problem when Tim eventually rules the world (which is a goal seperate from his Taco goals).

How do I join?
Simple. Fill out the form below. You will be notified within minutes if you are accecpted. If you are accecpted, you will receive your Taco Legion ID code and password that will allow you to enter the secret Taco Legion pages.

Your full name:
Your email address (required):
Your street address:
Your City:
Your state and zip code:	zip:
Your age:
Most Taco's you've eaten at one time:
Have you been in the service before:	yes

Please Read: As a member of the elite Taco Tim's Taco Legion I promise to eat as many tacos as I can, encourage others to eat tacos, work against those who do not enjoy a good taco with friends and most importantly, uphold the honor of the Taco. If this is acceptable, please click below



DisclaimerWe promise not to do anything with any information you give us. If this ever is even remotly popular, we may get off our butt and design some memebership cards or what not. We won't send you any email except once to tell you your secret code name. This site's purpose is purely for entertainment, both ours and hopefully yours, and to allow me to procrastinate doing really important things. -- the webmaster

Why should I join the legion?
	Joining the Taco Legion will make you one of the elite, one of the few, one with the Taco. You will receive a secret Taco identity and password which will allow you to view secret messages from Taco Tim himself. You will be entered into our drawing to win a Taco Tim Action Figure (see left), if one is ever created. You will be able to put on your resume the actions you have done to promote Taco eating. You will be a better person if you join. Your duties as a member of the Taco Legion will include eating tacos, rating tacos, measuring and weighing tacos, reporting on taco specials around the world, enjoying tacos, and, from time-to-time you will be asked to make your own tacos.

What if I don't join the legion? Tim is aware that not everyone feels the same way about tacos. This is ok, you can still be a decent person (but not a perfect one). If you do not join, you may still enjoy Taco Tim's Taco Heaven and learn about tacos, Tim will even let you join in many of the Taco games, but you will not have access to the secret Taco Legion web page and will not recognized by the U.S. Taco Tim Taco Agency as a full Taco Supporter, and that may be a problem when Tim eventually rules the world (which is a goal seperate from his Taco goals).

How do I join? Simple. Fill out the form below. You will be notified within minutes if you are accecpted. If you are accecpted, you will receive your Taco Legion ID code and password that will allow you to enter the secret Taco Legion pages.