Who is Taco Tim?

      While many may look up to Taco Tim for his immensity, taco eating abilities, and technical skills, there is only one deserving Taco Tim's respect for taco eating ability. This being is Taco Man.

      Taco Man is not really a man though. Taco Man is merely the form the great Taco Spirit presents to us. In many ways Taco Man may appear like Taco Tim, that is why Taco Tim is the regional chosen one (currently relocated to the South Central US).

      Taco Man and his followers have a great army of disproportionate beasts of burden, some of which have been photographed giving Taco Tim a ride. The beasts of burden, like Refried Rabbit, that are usually smaller, grew to be in the Taco Army by eating Taco Tim's Tacos de Timoteo.

      One might think that Taco Tim is high in the Taco ranks, but this is not so. Regional Chosen Ones are below Hemispherical Chosen Ones, and these are below the sidekick of Taco Man, Nacho Boy.

      Following is the Taco heirarchy, which Ryan has yet to fix:



      In the lower ranks, there is little demand on Taco folks (use better word). As one becomes a Regional Chosen One, one must infiltrate an industry to be in place in case of a Taco Revolution (the recent Gordita revolution by Taco Bell was, in fact, unsanctioned by Taco Man. However after eating the Gordita, Taco Man has forgiven the renegade dog), and to support those above in the pyramid.

      The rest of the detail of the Taco Pyramid is in code and can only be decoded by members of the Taco Legion: (in other words, I'll send you more later)

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